A time to reflect...a time for thanks...
As the last Japanese zero fighter was downed by a US F4U Corsair over the Sea of Japan I pondered my next step to putting to rest the dogs of WWII. Without"Little Boy" or "Fat Man" at my disposal I was forced to amass a huge landing force comprised of British and US forces to storm the beaches of Japan in an effort to castrate last punk-ass bitch thug from the 1945 landscape (took care of the funny looking German fella last turn with the help of a few million Russians). I was of course playing my favorite childhood war game "Axis & Allies" and as I was rolling the dice and allocating the US & UK casualties I could only thank Mr. Harry S Truman for dropping the big one. Harry...This Buds for you.
Gym Report: Can bench 130lbs (all at once) but note that I really should have someone spotting me.
Sweater Report: Receiving tons of feedback on this topic. While my move remains untested on the ice there seems to be multiple techniques and styles available for use...all with the same purpose in mind: get the guy on his back.
Overall: If I can take out the Krauts and the Zips I can so take 9.
posted by Kid at 11:51 AM
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Ping! I am glad to see the day has finally come where The Kid has a public soapbox -- and online, no less. Your family must be so very proud. I'll be checking this regularly. Hearts - Pong
Pong,
They are proud indeed. It's all about the Quest for Knowledge. So my pusuit of an
empirical calculation of many 12 year olds I can
topple continues...all within the framework of the
law.
Now if I knew about dooce.com before today my pursuit
may have been different...for now it is my favorite
"chick" site (this should not be confused with favorite Porn site)!!!!
By the way I've been Dooced before...its a great
story...I'll tell you sometime.
Ping
Dooceing regularly helps you stay fresh ... at least that's what Clarence tells me.
By the way, you are quite the company man. Who knew. Its good to see your attire does not differ dramatically from OB's. Jeans and a blue shirt to match your eyes. Not to be confused with the weekend attire of black shorts, white t-shirt and O-L-D yellow flip flops. You are a classless, I mean a classic.
Thank you for your kind words CRC. I'm sad to report however that the yellow flip flops have been retired.
Thank god the yellow flops are gone! Now we have to work on OB's "hockey shirts" he has worn on the house boat for about the last 8 years...
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