Good Times.

Operation Airstream was successful. All objectives were satisfied.

"This is the best steak and tits I've ever had"
-Enthusiastically uttered by a member of the data collection team while eating out in one of Portland's most accredited steak houses.

"What SPF option does a typical Milato reach for?"
-Inquisitive market research question from one of my top associates

"Nice shot"
-Said to the bachelor after he crushed an iron shot with his pants around his ankles after failing to tee off beyond the ladies markers.

"I'm gay and he is even gayer"
-Line used to reject a group of 40 something women out for a night of fun.

"no...Muscles was his real name...he had business cards and everything"
-A story from bachelor party's past about a few guys trying to rescue a crack whore from a Pimp named Muscles.