The GUNT and the FUPA...a 4 minute look at redundancy
****WARNING****
UC Graduates will find this post offensive. Read ahead with extreme caution. If you find yourself offended after reading you should fault yourself as you were warned.
****END WARNING*****
An interesting debate occupied about 4 minutes of discussion last night at the beer drinking part of Pig Hockey night (we won 3-2 in case anyone is interested). Enter the GUNT. What is it? Well it is what you call the area on a woman's stomach that droops down over or towards her vagina...more crudely stated its a chic's gut that has zero real estate between between it and her cunt. Thus...it's not a Gut and it's not a Cunt...it's a Gunt! Enter the FUPA. What is it? It is the Fat Upper Pussy Area on a woman or FUPA. The Debate: Is the GUNT and the FUPA one in the same? After a few minutes of debate complete with psudo-scientific dialog and anecdotal data all was forgotten in one Men in Black moment when a Pig brandished a Sharper Image Light Saber from under his cloak. Conclusion: who gives a shit about GUNTs and FUBAs when a Light Saber weilding Jedi is near by.
Note: I am a UC graduate and found this post highly offensive. I blame myself for reading it.
Poll: All UC graduates should “comment” and state if they too were offended and where they put the blame.
UC Graduates will find this post offensive. Read ahead with extreme caution. If you find yourself offended after reading you should fault yourself as you were warned.
****END WARNING*****
An interesting debate occupied about 4 minutes of discussion last night at the beer drinking part of Pig Hockey night (we won 3-2 in case anyone is interested). Enter the GUNT. What is it? Well it is what you call the area on a woman's stomach that droops down over or towards her vagina...more crudely stated its a chic's gut that has zero real estate between between it and her cunt. Thus...it's not a Gut and it's not a Cunt...it's a Gunt! Enter the FUPA. What is it? It is the Fat Upper Pussy Area on a woman or FUPA. The Debate: Is the GUNT and the FUPA one in the same? After a few minutes of debate complete with psudo-scientific dialog and anecdotal data all was forgotten in one Men in Black moment when a Pig brandished a Sharper Image Light Saber from under his cloak. Conclusion: who gives a shit about GUNTs and FUBAs when a Light Saber weilding Jedi is near by.
Note: I am a UC graduate and found this post highly offensive. I blame myself for reading it.
Poll: All UC graduates should “comment” and state if they too were offended and where they put the blame.
posted by Kid at 3:00 PM
5 Comments:
I am a graduate of UMASS. I was offended and am reporting you to the BLOGGER community as an obscene blog. It is people like you that are keeping women down and abused in American society. Shame on you.
Cindy
I'm no longer accepting "anoymous" comments. I specifically asked for UC graduates to comment. UMASS = DumbAss.
Magoo
Pong as a female UC grad, I say you write whatever floats your boat. I appreciated the warning, read straight ahead and laughed my edumacated ass off. Go figure.
I too am a female UC grad... offended? Slightly, but I was warned, so there you go. As a member of the Pig Nation, I have a pretty thick skin!
Congrats on the win, by the way!
Go pigs & Happy Kwanzaa! ;)
You might like this fupa site: www.fupahunter.blogspot.com
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